Robin

"She looked at him and uttered from her sun-kissed lips "now who’s a bad boy"
With his broad shoulders and wide eyes he looked at her with a gaze that would leave any girl motionless. He crept towards her slowly. With every step she felt her heart race further in a thrill of hormone fuelled excitement and anticipation.
*silence*
He grabbed onto her wide hips, firmly pressing himself against her he whispered into her ears
“baby you’re yet to see what a bad boy is hun”
Excited she replied “show me then”
He took a step backwards towards the kitchen counter and slowly started dropping everything onto the floor.
The end
p.s I not too good with these things


Guide to Facebook (keep your kids away from this)

Lol everyone on Facebook has a:
- philosopher as a Facebook friend
-a depressed gronk
- someone looking for attention posts “lek omg y doesn’t anyone like me”
-a tryhard cheesdick that defends every girl like a “sister” cough tries to ask for nudes later on
-Captain righteousness
-a cockbreath whore with a bipolar personality
-a fat bitch with tits that thinks she’s the shit
-some would he rapper gaycunt that doesn’t even know what a syllable is
-a whipped couple secretly fucking each other over
-a tryhard gym junkie that finds it necessary to tell everyone that he’s doing what 99% of the rest of the world can fucking do.
- some Paul walker wannabe that’s compensating for having a micro penis.
- a bitch that thinks she’s awkwardly or tumbler quality funny,
-a depressed bitch that finds it necessary to narrate every insecurity and fucked up problem she has under the ” hey I’m telling you everything that’s fucked up with me, so look up to me now”
-a happy go lucky girl or guy that brags about how “wonderful” their life is but secretly contemplates suicide each night.
- a dickhead like me that still stays on Facebook knowing all of the above are on his timeline.
I’m done for the night


Everyone is here worrying about the threat of WW3 and I’m just sitting here debating whether to have thin or thick crust pizza


Someone had to say it…

Someone had to say it…


muslimscribes:

Your tears are beginning to moisten the mosques rug yet it feels impossible to lift your head whilst bowing to the most Merciful & Gracious. Tears of shame flow, and shortness of breath occurs with each ayah’ your trembling lips recite…Realizing, the events you pursued prior to this moment of repentance, will linger…forever. 

-arabyanah

(via thebeautyofislam)


Imagine if you had a card containing an Infinite amount of money which you can access at any time. However you can never withdraw any cash and there is only one copy.
Imagine what you can do with all that money…



Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.

hahahaha

hahahaha


lol let’s hope we survive

lol let’s hope we survive